Out of the mouths of babes.
Teresa: How do you feel when you get told off Isaac?
Isaac: My brain talks, but my heart thinks of chocolate.
Mummy: (when asked about whether friends can come over to tea) I’ll have to check my calendar.
Isaac: Will our friends pop-out of the calendar then? (similar to an Advent calendar.)
Joe: Mummy, the lovelier you are, the more I love you in hundreds.
Joe: I scream for Ice scream!